Johnny
Boi: Kenneth, ah pure heard that doke gets ya mare drunk fur less booze!
Kenneth: Aw is that so Johnny
Boi? Michty me!
Kenneth: (To bar tender) awright pal, geeze a double vodka, a Glen's eh, and doke would ya? Cheers.
Maria (mainland European): Coca-Cola Light is not a mixer! You are a weak fool.
Johnny
Boi: (To
Maria) Oi shut it you! Aw but yer right!
Johnny
Boi: (To Kenneth) Put the Doke down, we need tae get on the Irn-Bru choo-choo!
Kenneth: (To Johnny
Boi) *spits oot beverage* Michty me! Probs just the cancer inducing artificial sweeteners that make the magic happen.
Kenneth: (To bar tender ) Mate, boss man, could a please have a triple Glen's and Irn-Bru Sugar Free? I'll be needing it tae get me through! Canny believe ah wis supporting the Coca-Cola Company. Irn-Bru for lyf.