doiche

What comes up when someone tries to type "Douche" but makes a typo, therefore typing "Doiche". Doiche pwns douche in every single way.

Joey: Raf is so annoying!

Jack: I know, he's SUCH a doiche.

by MrExtreme January 10, 2009

doitch

a person that is a cross between a douche and a bitch

you're a doitch.

by Jadchor March 5, 2011

Doichy

A Doichy is an alternative word for a joint (a cigarette with weed in it)

It's actually pronnounced like Doy-t-chi

This word is usually followed by the words "my friend"

Pass that Doichy My Friend.

This doichy tastes quite supreme.

I love this doichy

Are you rolling a doichy my friend?

by Brad Anderson April 28, 2006

googal donchery

Saying that something is strange or weird. Used to make fun of someone or when you aren't being really serious.

"hey dude, lets go solve mathematical equations!" "no man, that's googal donchery."

by Sir Callahan February 9, 2007

Donch Mame

When the memes so dank that the motherfuckers holding up signs and the Spanish people, they never took the 130s for a ride on the incline

Homu 1: Wow, homu. What a donch mame
Homu 2: Ikr negro

by jathatual November 6, 2016

Donchi

All round good bloke who loves being a true Aussie with his sexual mullet. Good at make one hell of a snag on the barbie with smokey BBQ sauce.

"Donchi turned me on with his sexy mullet."

by Nigie the noonga July 29, 2017

Doitchy

A side of bluecheese and you say this when caught off surprise

oh doitchy you scared me

by master doitch September 24, 2020