Trump Doctrine

Eliminate all sign of Obama's policy achievements and legacy.

The Trump Doctrine is Hope(less).

by mlhiss July 16, 2017

Dooring

When you and some friends get out of your car, and run over to someone else's car and open all their doors then run back. The more doors and/or a trunk you can open the better. Also the less people in the car to help shut the doors afterwards the better.

We went Dooring at the stoplight to my friends car, forcing him to get out and shut all his doors.

by SgtSausage June 14, 2012

doctrine

A teaching.

The doctrines of a religion.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.

For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.

by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007

Trump Doctrine

There was no collusion and I am not Vlady’s fuck toy.

The Trump Doctrine is a simpleminded one easily articulated by the Moron in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 11, 2019

Doggy-dooring

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop

Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.

by say_syc May 1, 2008

The Shock Doctrine

(1) The strategy by the world's economic elites of imposing an extremely neoliberal economic regime on communities they control, using some form of shock: a natural disaster, a coup d'etat, a war, a financial crisis, etc. Once the community has been crippled by this first shock, the economic "reforms" are imposed suddenly, creating a secondary blow. Then, as the community begins to recover and fight back, the authorities use torture and police brutality to (literally) shock the community a third time.

(2) title of a book by Naomi Klein describing def. 1

(Please see disaster capitalism.)

Ms. Klein's 2007 book described the rise of disaster capitalism in mostly poor countries: Chile (after 1973), Argentina (after 1989), Poland (after 1993), and Sri Lanka (after 2004). But in 2009, the super rich were able to inflict the shock doctrine on the richest countries of the world, including Germany, France, and Italy.

The 2008 financial crisis was entirely a product of the richest 1% of the human race; but soon after, national governments scrambled to punish the remaining 99% for the crisis instead, by slashing public services and imposing austerity programs.

by Abu Yahya July 10, 2010