Dank Malarky

anything inappropriate but still funny
e.g.
dressing up as hello kitty at a Japanese business interview.
parking in a disabled spot dressed in overalls yelling profanities at a cactus.
dressing up as a fish to a funeral for a guy who drowned alive.

Justin: hey James wanna get up to some Dank Malarky?

James: yeah what if we dress up like ladies and have casual sex with paying men.
Justin: I guess

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 6, 2018

dank nooner

Popping a wheelie on a motorcycle or dirt bike. Dank nooners are typically wheelies that are at balance point.

My friend popped a dank nooner today down the highway.

by ScoobyS August 20, 2020

dank booty

A booty that is really, really, really, really dank and immaculate.
Also used to describe things that are really good or of high quality.

Ex. 1: "Man, Charlene got a dank booty!"
"Yea, she must do squats bro"

Ex. 2: "Wow mom, this pot roast you made is really dank booty."

by taquito September 15, 2013

dankest memer

Also Known as James Arnott

Ha, did you see that person call james the dankest memer 152 times?

by ytehfdawe\rsfd October 28, 2017

Dank Daddy Deep Dish

Dank daddy deep dish can apply to many things but it is reserved for the dankest, deepest, daddy shit.

Dank daddy deep dish (ex: "that good good kush") is any good shit that a dank daddy dished you. A dank daddy being a dealer of that good shit.

"Does Danny got that good shit?"

"Yeah, Danny's a total dank daddy dealer. He deals the dankest dank daddy deep dish."

by shmeeglestein May 10, 2020

dank-nana

A very danky-McDanknstein dank tight ass pussy

boy: yo i heard she has a dank-nana
other boy: cool, lets get some cake

by george shrinks March 27, 2007

dank dragon

The Dank Dragon is the dankest of all dragos. Usually quite small and have tails bigger than their claws. The claws are made of huge blunts of oragono.

Have you seen the Dank Dragon? I heard it lies beneath the tree of mountain mikes pizza.

by Boi Jink January 11, 2017