DJ khaled 

A middle eastern DJ of Palestinian descent.One of the fat members of Terror Squad, He is also Fat Joe's bitch. whatever DJ Khaled does, Fat Joe is always trying to take his spot infront of the camera.He is also known for barely saying anything in his songs, such as "We takin over".
He is also known for saying only "Lissteeeennn" in his songs.

Dude 1: Yo man you check out dat nigga DJ khaled in "we takin over".
Dude 2: He aint Black dipshit he middle eastern.
Dude 1: Daaayum! didnt know he was a terrorist!
Dude 2:*Sigh* Your a fucking dumbass.

DJ khaled by HyphyKid May 16, 2007

Dj Khaled 

Funny dude that has good jokes, but not good music.

Retard:Bro you heard DJ Khaled new song? He makes the best music of all time!
Me:*Drinks bleach*

Dj Khaled by Nigahiga fake lmao nigga August 5, 2016

DJ KHALED 

The type of guy to put his name on top of the presentation just because he shifted the keys off of the computer. Mr DJ Khaled, a guy shouting "Weight Watchers" for the past decade even though I bet he must have not lost even 5 pounds since then, resides in one of the most expensive sprawling estates in Miami, has made his earning by combining two or more people on a track, make em sing songs and then Mr Khaled continues to make money/leeches off of the artist's talent. He does not have any talent whatsoever rather than shouting his name on records which he himself has not put any effort ,talent since he is incapable of that. He says his music is 'THE BEST' even though it sounds worse than lil pump, He literally has a company named 'WE THE BEST MUSIC", more like we the WE THE TITS MUSIC. The guy has TITS bigger than a whale's cunt. The guy's ego is bigger than the person who found the solution for breast enlargement. He is so cringe that if there was a cringe-meter besides Titty khaled, the meter would blow up more than the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Even though his music is more mediocre than my academics, the guy has the audacity to sue billboard since his mediocre album was #2 rather than #1. He literally thought his album was better than Billie Eillish's. And..... that's it folks. OH, he also dances like a bull frog.

RICK:WHY SHOULD I PUT YO NAME IN MA PRESENTATION?
DJ KHALED: HEY, I AM THE ARAB OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, MAKE MONEY OF THEM BLACKS.

DJ KHALED by MAGUY April 20, 2020

DJ khaled 

The man who runs snapchat with his stupidity. You may know him because of the gay piece of shits' voice in the back of every black song screaming "DEEEEE JAAAAAY KHALED", or "WEEEE DA BESTT". He eats a lot, makes shit music, and is fat.

A: Yo what're you saying for tonight g?
B: Nothing fam swing by and ill give you a sloppy ass blowjob
A: WTF chill you DJ khaled

DJ khaled by Husswizzy Bajwizzy May 3, 2016

Dj Khaled 

A very Artist who is motivating his audience to never give up and reach their dreams

You Smart
You Loyal
Dj Khaled We the best
You a Genius
I appreciate you
We the best
Major Key
Ben hows business
I like that
They dont want us to be successful
Another one
Another one
Another one
Lion
I love you

Dj Khaled by The Ultimate Dawg June 26, 2016

DJ Khaled 

A male dumbfuck who doesn't wants to reciprocate when it comes to returning a sexual denomination such as oral sex.

BFF 1: Hey man i went down on my wife last night and she went on moaning like a fockin horse man!
BFF 2: Eww what the fuck ! bro. who tf goes down on their wife, you're a fuckin loser bro !
BFF 1: Fuck You back bro, looks like you're the jerk of the year. But why won't you go down tho?
BFF 2:Nahhh. Never! I don’t do that. It’s different rules for men. You gotta understand, we the king. There’s some things that y’all might not wanna do, but it got to get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.
BFF 1: That's Fucking lame man, dont be a DJ Khaled man, Just dont!

DJ Khaled by pussydestroyer4321 June 3, 2018

dj khaled 

we da best music

dj khaled

dj khaled by mypussaytasteslikepepsicola July 14, 2021