rejectile disfunction

when someone can´t say no to a friend or family member or significant other

When your grandmother keeps feeding you disgusting cookies and you dont´t want to hurt her feeling by saying no then you have rejectile disfunction

by Booneman 3000 January 16, 2011

dirunktions

Directions given or received by a drunk person.

"Here are the dirunktions. Its a left, no no no, *motioning with hand while on phone* like that way!"

"*Yelling while at the theater* BITCH GET OUT THE ROOM!!!"

by CorbinH. January 6, 2008

vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"

hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction

by Yergen January 16, 2007

Dirunktions

Directions given by an intoxicated person, usually of very poor quality.

Hey, I finally made it. No thanks to Jerry's dirunktions

by Henron760 July 15, 2011

Erectile disfunction

When your dick can't get hard no more

My dick can't get hard man. I must have erectile disfunction

by Nice cock234 July 4, 2020

penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

by MUG March 7, 2004

disfunction

A spelling mistake made by internet know-it-alls and retards alike. It's spelled DYSFUNCTION you idiots.

If you spell dysfunction; disfunction. You yourself have a mental dysfunction.

by silverx69 September 9, 2011