wall of distortion

The entirety of distorted facts and figures involving the “need for a border wall” coupled with the egregious manipulative use of a Federal shutdown presented by the Racist in Chief during the first formal televised speech of his administration.

The wall of distortion is that any of this is a national crisis and it’s sole purpose is to detract from his long-term and undeniable collusion with Vladimir Putin.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 8, 2019

Queen's Diversion

Sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a woman while playing online mobile chess against her.
Although no specific position is required, we suggest the cellphone is placed on top of the woman's belly for an easier gameplay.

"My girlfriend is waaay better at chess than I am, so I had to perform the Queen's Diversion maneuver to win."

by Hypochondriac Bulldog February 15, 2022

politics of diversion

When politicians focus on issues that are controversial but in reality have little or no effect on most people in order to divert attention from more important issues they don't want to deal with

voter: "I'm unemployed and I just lost my health insurance, what are you going to do to fix the economy and make healthcare affordable?"

politician: "Well, we need to ban same-sex marriage and flag desecretion."

voter: "WTF?! What does that have to do with anything, stop the politics of diversion and tell me what you are going to do about the real problems facing this country!"

by Mr.Juan-derful August 14, 2010

divorginity

First sexual experience post divorce.

I lost my divorginity to the hottie I crushed on in high school.

by Jenny Cool August 13, 2015

social distortion

traped in the pit falls of sin since 1979!

social distortion is the best band ever and always will be!!

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

Hopeless Devotion

That feeling in your stomach when you see her
Why you keep your phone in your pocket at all times just in case he calls
Why you'll let her steal your sweater even though it's cold out
The force that drove you to post all those sappy love poems onto facebook in hopes that he will maybe just maybe read them & realize how truly beautiful you are
What's keeping you up all night on MSN hoping she'll sign in & talk to you
something that isn't quite/once was/a very large part of love

It was 11 'o' clock at night, I was just about to go to bed when he called & asked me to do his school project that was due the next morning. It took me two hours I was tired & honestly did not want to do it but I did it. Why? I am hopelessly devoted to him. That's Hopeless Devotion

by blackeyeliner September 7, 2009