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(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
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Get the Divine mug.L Divine is the celebrated author of a teen series called Drama High. The series is based in Compton (America) and currently has 11 books going on to number 12 and onwards. It's not just a teen drama it has a mystical twist to it and has characters every one can relate to.
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L Divine's Work As of 2010
1. The Fight
2. Second Chance
3. Jayd's Legacy
4. Frenemies
5. Lady J
6. Courtin' Jayd
7. Hustlin
8. Keep It Movin'
9. Holidaze
10. Culture Clash
11. Cold As Ice
(Not Yet Published)
12. Pushin'13. The Meltdown
1. The Fight
2. Second Chance
3. Jayd's Legacy
4. Frenemies
5. Lady J
6. Courtin' Jayd
7. Hustlin
8. Keep It Movin'
9. Holidaze
10. Culture Clash
11. Cold As Ice
(Not Yet Published)
12. Pushin'13. The Meltdown
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