Divide and Conquer

When a chick plays hard to get in the bedroom, so the dude/other chick has to fight to divide the legs, thus conquering funkytown.

Man Ashley, I haven't played Divide and Conquer for a whole two hours. I'm bout to conquer that action like Cortez and the Aztecs.

by Lazy Skank February 13, 2009

divide by zero

1)When you eat something that doesn't agree with your digestive system. The digestive system then divides by zero and the apoopalypse ensues.

2)Can also cause one to blow chunks

Where's the nearest shitter? That hamburger I ate made my intestines divide by zero.

by j0n1 January 17, 2009

divide and conquer

When a chicks breasts are spread by a strap.

Sitting in a car with a seat belt or walking down the street with a purse strap between her breasts. Look at that divide and conquer. Those are gonna slap her in the face.

by Deboe August 31, 2008

divide opinion

to leave people in argument or disagreement of oneself

the way Dennis held himself divide opinion amongst the community

by Mxnstv July 2, 2021

Divide & Conquer

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)

Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit

by RumHamm November 18, 2022

Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011

New Divide

A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?

Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.

by kingyo12 May 27, 2009