Diver Dan

This is a guy who is close to 50 and has no job. No, I retract that statement. He searches for coins in vacuum cleaners in gas stations. He also is a frequent heroin user (look for track marks). He's been in prison for not appearing in court. Do you want to see his house? Just come to San Antonio and look for a trash heap. It'll probably be his house.

Hi, my name is Diver Dan.

Do you have $20.00 for sex?

No. Let me call my nephew real quick.

by Poo-poo April 12, 2008

Diver's Dip

When a man, in a teabagging motion, dips an erection into some form of lube. The penis during this action simulates a proper pencil dive, therefore, giving it it's namesake.

Don did a Diver's Dip to prepare for his "meeting" with Brian.

by Giant Leprechaun November 4, 2020

Holy Diver

1) Down too long in the midnight sea
2) The star of the masquerade
3) Sole survivor

Gotta get away, get away
Holy Diver

by SpookyTree April 14, 2004

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

Dilver Diver

A person who makes out, i.e. kisses full on the mouth, with a dilver.

"Lisa, couldn't restrain her passion any longer, and before her boyfriend, Tom, could swallow his own shit, (for he was a dilver), she closed her mouth upon his and tongued him ferociously, proving that she was, indeed, a dilver diver."

by Sporlan Orange December 12, 2007

quim diver

A courageous soul, practiced in the art of feasting on the illusive Big Montana, and relishing the associated juices and sauces. A quim diver can never get their fill of the meaty folds.

Nessy is a champion quim diver - never has someone been so thirsty for sweet slit nectar.

by the Zenith September 29, 2009

Key diver

Getting a small hit if cocaine by dipping a car Key or any other similar device into the sack usually because your in a hurry or riding in a vehicle.

Dude1: dude, you got a key or a credit card on ya?
Dude2: yeah why?
Dude1: hurry up and un tie that sack and get us a couple key divers going before we pull up in front of the bar.

Dude2: good idea I'll roll the sack around and try to break the chunks up so I don't waste any or puke

by Cheetoman69er November 5, 2016