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antisocial distancing

The misanthrope's currently-plausible excuse.
"We can't be too careful, can we?", he said, avoiding his friend's extended elbow and backing away. While everyone was doing it, he'd always done it, his antisocial distancing now conveniently disguised as responsible social distancing.
by Monkey's Dad March 14, 2020
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Sexual Distancing

The excuse you are given when your significant other doesn’t want to have sex and has run out of all other excuses.
Him: How about we go to bed and get busy?
Her: We shouldn’t because the government issued a mandate on sexual distancing and I don’t want to run the risk of hurting you.
Him: That is total BS.
by Urban humor March 18, 2020
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social distancing chicken

When people walking toward each other on a sidewalk deliberately refuse to alter their paths in a game of chicken, usually resulting in one party stepping aside at the last minute to avoid violating social distancing boundaries.
When our eyes met from behind our masks, I knew we were about to play social distancing chicken.
by jlfour April 15, 2020
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Social distancing

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.
Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.
by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020
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Social Distancing

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.
"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.
by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020
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Distain

The stain that remains after accusing someone of incompetence at spelling, while misspelling the word 'disdain'.
His credibility as a word speller was distained by mispelling disdain.
by Taipo January 13, 2019
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distinguish

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.
I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.
by Morgan Tierney October 31, 2006
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