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crispd from a dist

When someone talks shit about someone else while the subject of the shit talking is not present.

Derived from "roasting," but specifically in reference to a marshmallow (hence the roaster's distance).
Person A: Damn where's Brett's hairline? Even Blues clues can't find it
Person B: Yo you just got Brett crispd from a dist!
by 2nd cousin February 9, 2018
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disturbole

Related to hyperbole but instead exhibiting irrational behaviors characteristic of deluded, demonic, or disturbed speech. People exhibiting disturbole label individuals or organizations as synonymous to the evilest examples of practices or behaviors from history, given without notable evidence, and used in place of logic to dehumanize and silence dissenting opinions.
Joe saw Jackie at a recent peaceful protest on the passage of a healthcare bill and called her a fascist, exhibiting disturbole in characterizing an individual he disagrees.
by sliderbot June 8, 2023
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Shift Disturber

That one employee who always runs to the supervisor complaining about other workers.
Jenny went running to the boss about Dave taking an extra smoke break. What a Shift Disturber!!!
by will bitten October 26, 2017
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Selective Social Distancing

Continuing to practice social distancing after the pandemic ends towards jerks, people who smell bad and in general, anybody you don’t want in your life
After I had coffee with him few times, I decided to practice selective social distancing from him because he wanted me to meet his parents
by rtalati April 14, 2020
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Distance Snob

A person on the internet who refuses to make a connection or become friends with another individual based purely on the fact that there is too much geographic distance between the two.
"Eric is such a Distance Snob. He won't be friends with anyone who isn't within ten miles of his house!"

"Can you believe what a Distance Snob she is? If you aren't located in her city she deletes your friendship!"

"I used to be a Distance Snob. But that was before I realized there were cool people who lived more than a half hour away from me."
by babysue.com October 17, 2011
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Distin

A Ghanaian term used to represent a word or phrase when one doesn't readily come to mind.
Your honour, this man stole my client's distin.
by Snowby August 23, 2017
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disturbed brat

A certain disturbed brat at the Headquarters of the United Nations: "How dare you?! You ruined my future corn crops!"
- "Who da hell dat disturbed brat is?"
- "Greta Thunberg, a climate horny Swedish school skipper."
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 19, 2022
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