Dispatchers burque

fatty desperate lazy

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.

by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019

Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"

Columbus dispatched that bitch

by Tomdash May 16, 2014

Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.

by Benben1000 July 4, 2020

hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.

For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.

by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011

Un-no dispatch

When a trucking company was previously not able to be dispatched to pickup freight for you but has since made improvements and can now be dispatched.

Hey, MC, can you please un-no dispatch this carrier. I have a shipment I'd like to have them dispatched on.

by HighClassTroglodyte October 7, 2021

Dispatch

a garbage, simply a trash, worse than coronavirus, didn't care about someone's privacy

Fuck you dispatch.

by nonexisted May 18, 2020

Service Dispatcher

A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician

The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"

by SolaMemes December 29, 2024