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Dispatchers burque

Dispatchers burque are not what they sound like on the phone.
by Abc123FuckOff May 26, 2019
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Columbus Dispatch

Sex move

The Columbus Dispatch:

1) get head from chick

2) make her deep throat

3) while balls deep call out "O-H"

4) she gargles back "I-O"
by Tomdash May 16, 2014
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Dispatcher Downs

When a public safety dispatcher does not relay information or ask the 911 caller proper questions. The result being a message that lacks information on all levels for responding units, as if the dispatcher was developmentally disabled with Downs Syndrome.
Wow, serious case of the dispatcher downs today, couldn't understand a word they said.
by Benben1000 July 4, 2020
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hatched, matched, and dispatched

A lady never wants her name in print except on the occasion of her birth, her marriage, and her death.
For example, one would not want to be pictured intoxicated at a gathering. "Never be photographed with a drink in your hand" is companion advice from parents to children teaching proper decorum. No matter how much fun one has in private, among trusted friends, one must only be put before the public when hatched, matched, and dispatched. Being thrust into the public eye is inherently distasteful.
by EnglisIrishRose May 30, 2011
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Service Dispatcher

A person who will climb over their SO to screw a technician
The Service Dispatcher booked 12 hours of work and called at 3 hours in to ask if you "needed something to do after lunch"
by SolaMemes December 29, 2024
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Dispatcher brains

An empty load going to a delivery. Dispatcher Brains
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Dispatched

Idiotically used as an alternative on social media as a substitute to the act of “unaliving”, doesn’t make sense in this given context. The actual definition pertains to the summoning of a group or entity hence the position of ‘dispatcher’, whose job is to solicit police response in particular.
Officers were dispatched at the scene after reports of a crazed assailant. Reports of ‘shots fired’ were quickly called in upon first contact.
by I Speak for the Truth November 30, 2025
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