Sexual dyslexia is when you see the spelling of a word, and your brain automatically turns it into something disgusting, dirty or sexual. Like ORGANISM becoming ORGASM. etc.
"Wow, Spiderman has a character named "Do Cock?"
"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."
"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."
by Eevee89 August 21, 2011
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Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!
Madeline: I want a precise time.
Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17
Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!
Madeline: I want a precise time.
Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17
by RoyalYoshi August 2, 2016
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I have dyslexia and it is a lot more than just getting numbers and letters mixed up. your brain also learns in a completly different way. for example i almost failed the first grade because i could not read. my teacher told my parents that if i could not read on a first grade level by the end of the summer she was going to have to fail me. my parents then took me to a psychologist and she diagnosed me with Dyslexia and ADD. my parents found a tutor that knew how to teach kids with dyslexia, and in 2 months i was on a 4th grade reading level. it also effects my spelling. small words such as it i forget how to spell. I am now in the 11th grade have a 4.5 GPA i am taking college classes and i am in the top 6% of my class.
having dyslexia does not mean that you are stupid.
by BCMD August 9, 2007
Get the dyslexia mug.Dishlexia is a type of dish-washing disability whereby a person will wash all the dishes except for one. Usually the person will only realise once it's too late.
by Rob BlahBlahBlah July 24, 2007
Get the dishlexia mug.A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.
Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?
You told NYC to dial in at 10 but Chicago at 11; so is the call for 10 or 12EST?
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
D'oh! 10EST. Sorry - Time Zone Dyslexia.
by La Jen June 12, 2011
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by Neil Owen May 3, 2006
Get the dislexicon mug.The inability to see the “D” in the Disney logo as the letter it is meant to be, instead seeing it as a backwards G or just a weird symbol.
“Why is Disney spelt with a backwards G? Shouldn’t in be pronounced Gisney?”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”
“It’s not a backwards G, you’ve just got Disney dyslexia!”
by Whiteclothy November 12, 2018
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