dislecsic

how people that cant spell, spell the word “dyslexic”.

“how do you spell dislecsic?”

by bbcluvr January 24, 2022

Dislestia

Common ship name for My little pony friendship is magic ship between Characters Discord & Princess Celestia.

My favorite ship has to be Dislestia!

by IknowBall! December 22, 2022

Dslecia

Dslecia is a very rare and special condition where a person who is born with it cannot ride roller coasters otherwise they run the risk of becoming a roller coaster themselves. There is very little research by scientists as it is so hard to understand.

"Sorry I can't ride the roller coaster because I have Dslecia!"

by Jellyee September 16, 2023

disleftia

Disleftia (noun)
A condition marked by extreme left leaning tendencies to the point where all logic, reason and sense become a three ring circus.

Disleftia Symptoms:
Struggling to differentiate between "redistribute wealth" and "redistribute furniture"
Writing impassioned manifestos that are so progressive they fold in on themselves and advocate for the rights of inanimate objects
A tendency to get lost in arguments about whether pronouns need pronouns
Diagnosis: Can’t stop pronouncing ‘capitalism’ like it’s a swear word. Often followed by drinking Kombucha and asking if you're sure your shirt isn’t exploitative.

Treatment: Light exposure to a basic economics textbook and occasional debates with a mildly conservative five year old over Sunday lunch.

by AdamAntiX November 27, 2024