Disgruntled Pelican

When you thought your afternoon delight was well timed, but the family turns out to be right there - speechless doesn't even begin to describe your anxiety, embarrassment, shock, disbelief, horror...

David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican!

by kmb00 June 14, 2021

discruntled

You spelled it wrong Foo. It's disgruntled.

I am very much discruntled that that bitch ran over my foot.

by yomangetreal June 17, 2014

Disfungled

Another word for mangled, disfigured. Only applies if you are from Hull

After a machine accident, his hand was disfungled

by Disfungled September 19, 2018

disgruntled christian

A Christian thats become disgruntled with their faith. Instead of looking into any other religion or wondering if one religion might be wrong, they say none of it is real. Because Jesus didn't do what they wanted, now they're atheists. But they're atheists to get back at Jesus, because now he sucks.

Jesus didn't cure my hemorrhoids! So now, I dont believe in anything! Rah. You say Im a disgruntled christian but you wrong! Im a Atheist now!!

by Lil' Taste October 23, 2016

disgruntled bigot

1. A person who is not comfortable with his/her racist ways. They deny they are a racist but repeatedly are caught hatin on minorities.
2. A pissed off racist
3. Micheal Richards

"i hate naggers"- Clayton Bigsby(disgruntled bigot)

by tall-tee December 22, 2007

Disgruntled Dragon

Disgruntled Dragon

The Disgruntled Dragon is a unique and romantic sexual maneuver designed to impress and please at the same time.

The Procedure: When one is about to ejaculate while receiving felatio the man should deliver a swift karate chop to the woman’s throat. This in-turn will cause a gag type reaction resulting in seaman being discharged through the woman’s nasal passages. As a result the women will have the appearance of a dragon with “Smoke” coming from her nose.

I gave betty a disgruntled dragon on our 10th wedding anniversary.

by Stokley G February 19, 2009

Disgruntled

being both pissed off and startled and sad and confused at the same time; just an extreme of all three

my mom was DISGRUNTLED because dad left us on tuesday

by Tyler L. Davis II January 12, 2006