Dildosexual

When you're asexual but love dildos

I am a dildosexual, can't stand sex, but love to masturbate.

by dildosexual August 19, 2021

disnosexual

Someone who is only attracted to Disney Channel stars, Disney cartoon characters, and just Disney in general. Such people do not date REAL people who they actually have a chance with, but prefer to daydream about Disney Channel stars. They usually are fans of High School Musical, The Little Mermaid and The Lion King. Disnosexuals are usually preteens.

Lisa and I were at the mall when we passed a Disney store. Inside we saw all these preteen girls fighting over a Zac Efron pillow, a Jonas Brother's Diary, and a Hannah Montana Barbie Doll.

Lisa: Jesus, what disnosexuals. They should get boyfriends.

by PrincessGoldieLocks January 8, 2009

Diosexual

A person who is attracted most (if not exclusively to) Dio Brando/DIO from the anime JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Jack: I finally realized that I'm actually Diosexual.

by Rero King of Cherries April 3, 2021

Discordsexual

Literally people thinking of random sexualities and thinking they should be valid.

Person 1 : I am discordsexual!
Person 2 : its an app and should never EVER be valid.

by Kamii_Eats_Oreos December 26, 2021

Dinosexual

When you feel very attracted to Dinosaurs.

Larry I have to tell you something... I’m Dinosexual. I think T- Rex’s are very attractive.

by larraye is a baddie December 12, 2019

Dinosexual

According to the Pterodactyl Porn video, available on www.collegehumor.com, someone that likes to have sexual intercourse with dinosaurs.

Dinosexual people often enjoy the presence of reptiles or other marine creatures unknown to most of the normal people.

Dinosexual people may often be recognized by the presence of crocodile boots and other reptile accessories worn directly on their skin.

Page: Jen is dinosexual.
P-L : No way, how come?
Page: She agreed to be fucked by a stegosaurus rex
P-L: Oh really?
Page: Ya really!
P-L: No way!! That girl is so dinosexual!

by Adam Page November 5, 2008

Dinosexual

someone who is only attracted to dinosaurs, they say this so they don't have to say that they haven't been laid yet

AJ: Hey, how many times you been laid
P: I'm a dinosexual so I don't like people
Aj: we know you're just saying that cause your a virgin and can't get laid

by A horny lesbian February 9, 2019