The Holy Grail of government entitlements. In the projects, receiving this benefit is the equivalent to being knighted in Great Britain. Only the laziest and truest scum of the earth seek to attain it's $700-a-month-for-life brilliance.
I got the bipolar, my niglet got the ADHD, and my momma got the diabetes. God blessed us with money for life! We's on the Social Security Disability!
by Darius from Quebec September 20, 2012
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Humphrey: you know that kid Kuba
Gaylord: yeah what about him
Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded
Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked
Gaylord: yeah what about him
Humphrey: he’s disability check retarded
Gaylord: you right that chef needa get checked
by Humphry69 November 19, 2018
Get the Disability Check Retarded mug.A defect usually. Disabilities disable someone from doing everything a person without disabilities can do. They range from Paralyzation, Down Syndrome, Autism, ADD, and many, many more. Not all disabilities are birth defects, one can be injured in an event and be disabled from then on or until cured.
Ted: Man, this damn truck hit me and now I can't walk for a while.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.
Bob: Well I can't ever walk, so fuck you.
by Oz January 30, 2005
Get the disability mug.Apparently still fair game as the butt for humor according to many UrbanDictionary daffynitions, as well as popular culture in general.
At least as recently as 2000, movie-makers created an entire comedy around the concept of a disability by producing Me, Myself & Irene.
Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.
More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.
Duh-weebs in the cinema industry rewarded them by showing it on their screens.
More duh-weebs rewarded both the movie-makers and the cinemas by paying to see it, and a couple of the more hard-core cases actually enjoyed watching it.
by Downstrike October 5, 2004
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Guy 2: "Seriously, that's all you could come up with?! You really need to work on your disability man."
Guy 2: "Seriously, that's all you could come up with?! You really need to work on your disability man."
by Ur mom..... August 3, 2009
Get the Disability mug.The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.
Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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