Dirty Kristie

Dirty Kristie very happy and will do pretty much ANYTHING to ANYONE when alcohol is involved, but shy and quiet and won't make eye contact while sober

Dirty Kristie is out to have fun tonight, give her a beer.

Dirty Kristie by Kristieherself June 11, 2020

Dirty Kristopher 

A Dirty Kristopher is when you and a sexy ass jawn lick both sides of a dirty 1962 penny butt ass naked while your spirit animals ascend from the Astral Plane and intertwine into a yin yang swirling above your heads before you both straight doodoo on yourselves.

"Man I didn't even hit cuz was tripping too hard and pulled a dirty kristopher."

Dirty Kristopher by Buttermilk Dopeness April 7, 2020

Dirty Kristy 

Closet Cougar who prays on young men!

Had a Dirty Kristy last nite

Dirty Kristy by Superkricky66 October 13, 2021

dirty krista

When a girl wakes up in the morning without her pants on and doesnt remeber what happened and denies anything happened.

Damn, i woke up this morning and jamie was pullin' a dirty krista, hard!

dirty krista by chablowme July 2, 2006

dirty kristen

When a hot blond witch in black boots ties you up in bed and sits on your face while sniffing coke off the headboard.

That chick gave me a sweet dirty kristen last night, then stole my wallet!

dirty kristen by Mikeytats March 30, 2020

Dirty Kristaps 

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

Dirty Kristaps by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

Dirty Kristi 

When you have such a massive vagina that you need to use actual midgets as dildos.

She's been around the block a few times, she definitely has a Dirty Kristi.

Dirty Kristi by Crucibled December 9, 2018