Dickerson Middle School

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"

Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

by Sad student at dickerson February 19, 2012

Urban Dicker

A person who submits words to the urban dictionary. Particularly a habitual submitter.

"Lady-boner... is that, like, your hundredth word in Urban Dictionary Emelda?"

"My sixth I think. But I pinched one from Ivan, so..."

"Wow. You're a right little Urban Dicker ay"

Urban DictionaryUrban Dickerlady-bonerwordsmithnerdlinguist

by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 11, 2009

The Dickerson Effect

The sobering effect of hanging out with someone who is way drunker than you, bringing your buzz down in comparison to theirs

We were all drinking and having a great time until Mike showed up at the party 10 tequila shots in, no one felt quite as drunk anymore. That's the Dickerson Effect, man.

by lartheloser May 8, 2015

Mill-dicker

A derogatory term made by contractors who fix other contractors bad installs, fixes or other issues. They'll sell it for a song and sing that check to the bank before completion.

Man that mill-dicker in Orem Utah sure has a bunch of companies fixing his piss poor installs.

by Txmade1987 November 10, 2020

cock dicker

A person who cocks dicks.

You are such a cock dicker!

by luvieere November 12, 2007

Dickerson Middle School

Some will say hell, I say worse , the teachers want you to be 100% perfect. The percussion and band director Scott brown is super strict and forces his students to write essays for talking a few times while there is a sub. The dress code is INSANE and the students are stuck up and entitled or a complete outcast.

Ex: we moved to east Cobb so our kid could go to Dickerson Middle School but she refuses to go back to hell and stays awake all night crying

by Kewlcat2017-6th-grder April 2, 2017

Big Dickery

Showing off. A (sometimes inappropriate or unnecessary) display of power.

"That was some Big Dickery on behalf of the military, did they really have to blow up the entire country?"

by pulse.101 May 15, 2014