Skip to main content

Dipshiticus

A person so incredibly stupid that their ignorance can be traced back through their family to Roman times.
"Look who's here! All hail Dipshiticus"
by Man Aise August 26, 2014
mugGet the Dipshiticus mug.

captain dipshit

the captain of all dipshits . when all dipshits gather in ceremony to religiously practice dipshiting. shit and dip .shit and dip. he becomes the leader of the pack. when he dies next dipshit in line takes his royal place.
1) hey captain dipshit weres the meeting tonite.

2) hey captain dipshit u forgot this.
by MSN 2007 July 23, 2009
mugGet the captain dipshit mug.

Diptav

One who gets rejected allot by girls but yet doesnt give up. Keeps on embarrasing himself with a bad haircut
"HAHHAHA, look at that diptav"
"What a diptav"
by the best definations July 14, 2016
mugGet the Diptav mug.

Dr. Dipshit

A Person So Stupid They Have a PHD in being a Dipshit
Denis: Hitler was a Jew Right?

David: Um.....Yeah Dr. Dipshit
by Davidmarks July 29, 2009
mugGet the Dr. Dipshit mug.

Depth mark

The ring or stain left on the penis on withdrawal from the anus of your partner. The official "depth mark" is the one closest to the base of your penis and must be at least on 50% around the girth.
Man1: "Dude, I bummed this whore last night. She was so slack, I've never gone so deep before. I was so impressed I have left the depth mark on, check it out"

*Man1 drops pants, Man2 takes a look.*

Man2: "Jeeze, you must have been able to stick your balls in!"
by Waldopop March 26, 2011
mugGet the Depth mark mug.

Ignoholic Dipshittery

A decision or series of decisions and events that are so absurd that at least one party involved must suffer from some form of mental disability because only someone who is incapable of using fundamental logic or any rational thought would be that moronic.
James: "Yo John, Melissa just broke up with me."
John: "What, why? Wasn't yesterday her birthday?"
James: "A month ago she asked me what I got her for her birthday and I didn't really want to ruin it for her but she kept convincing me to tell her so I did, yesterday she got really upset when she opened her gift."
John: "So she persuaded you to ruin the surprise and then dumped you because you told her the truth?"
James: "Yea."

John: "That's some real ignoholic dipshittery right there."
by Pyrometheus September 1, 2016
mugGet the Ignoholic Dipshittery mug.

Dipchip

1.A cleaner alternative to dipshit.

2.A dumb or ignorant person.
What is a condom?

Something you forgot to use, ya dipchip!
by Hailee Corin October 27, 2009
mugGet the Dipchip mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email