(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
by Nubb'n December 05, 2008
A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)
this tool is named a dipstick
Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)
this tool is named a dipstick
by Indi Dae February 16, 2009
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
by BDPclub April 05, 2010
One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
by Buck May 09, 2003
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
by KarnJatt March 23, 2018