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dipstick

(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
by Nubb'n December 17, 2008
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A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
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fine example of a dipstick
by Indi Dae February 15, 2009
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A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
by BDPclub April 4, 2010
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One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.
I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!
by Buck May 9, 2003
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when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
by Streaker30 August 14, 2009
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by VAKI5 August 17, 2003
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"I pull up with the Shtik" Tekashi69
I pull up with the dipstick
by KarnJatt May 14, 2018
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