Dimitri Martin

The coolest Comedian around. He often plays guitar while telling jokes. Very Suave. He also has the coolest grandmother ever.

Dimitri Martin:
I'm going to buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together. "Those hermit crabs?" Not anymore! now there mingling crabs

Someone got lazy naming animals. Whats that doing, eating ants? Anteater! Done, next!

by Casey .S April 13, 2007

dimitrov

The sexiest and the most flirtatious super white Bulgarian there is, he always cares about his friends around him and try’s to charm girls close to him and loves to make penis/sex jokes, all in all it’s a sexy guy that knows how to flirt with ladies and has the smoothest way to kiss a girl anywhere besides school.

What’s up, Mr Dimitrov took me to the mall.

Hey sis, why so happy Alexander Dimitrov took me to a trampoline park and somehow got his lips on mine.

by B.B. brit September 6, 2017

dimitri horton

He is a mant. Very aggressive and feisty mant.

dimitri horton is the mant the mant up.

by XxBigBoy123xX November 12, 2018

Dimitar

A god in everything he does. Associated with over superior intelligence, great talent and a charming personality. Fun to be around. A man with a futuristic view of the world.

"Did you hear about that scientist?"
"The one who won a Noble Prize?"
"Yes. He must be a Dimitar, don't you think?"
"Definitely!"

by An expert on Dimitars December 2, 2014

Dimitri Orlov

When do high on meth you turn into are saviour Dimitri Orlov who is ruler of world.

When me and my buddy ripped sooooo much lines of meth we turn into Dimitri Orlov

by Dimitri Orlov August 25, 2020

Lord Dimitri

Lord Dimitri, a well known user of Google Plus, was an internet raider, and doxxer. He was one of the most well known raiders among the site. He ran Et Templarii Ordinis, one of the better raiding groups in the entire bunch. Lord Dimitri was also affiliated with TPNG, and modern day UTTP.

Person 1 "Have you heard of Lord Dimitri?"

Person 2 "The well known raider on Google Plus, right?"

Person 1 "Yeah, that's him."

by King Arthur Pendragon November 8, 2018

Dimitrije

Dimitrije is the closest humanity will get to sigma male. He is so handsome and very good in bed and has a big dig dong, he is also smart, a perfect friend and boyfriend.

Yo is that Dimitrije?!
Yep that's him, he is just perfect.

by titipipi November 21, 2021