drooping

Drooping involves two of the greatest activities known to mankind: being drunk and pooping. An ideal droop involves being belligerently drunk and taking a massive shit. Drooping most often consists of drinking a beer over the course of a nice shit. Drooping is perfected when one is able to droop with a fellow bro(s). This often leads to a discussion of which slam piece you will take to poundtown later in the night, and all while being drunk and taking a shit.

Bro #1: Wanna go shotgun a natty and take a shit?
Bro #2: Are you drooping?!?!? Fuck yeah, dude!
slightly later in the bathroom...
Bro #1: How hot was the girl I hooked up with last night?
Bro #2: Ugly as fuck... You were blackout

by Jdoggay October 1, 2012

dooping

Dooping is when you think you got a booger, but you're really just shifting it all over your face.

"Dude, it's on your right cheek now. You just keep dooping it all over your face"!

by Frogish Jen March 11, 2011

Drlooping

The idea of cutting your penis in half, then sticking one half into the vagina

Man 1: “Hey Tyler, I’d bet you’d love to be drlooping on Felicia right now!”

Tyler: “Real.”

by Rosa Oarks November 25, 2023

drooping smuk

when a man/woman has had so much sex that the genitals may fall off, or shrivel up

guy 1: dude, i had so much sex during collage!

guy 2: wow, did you ever have drooping smuk?

guy 1: sadly yes

by jeffxking August 3, 2010

dlopping

Dick flopping

He couldn't help but dlopping while that hot chick walked by.

by Dick flopper April 19, 2018

Drooping

A drunk hook-up in a public place, entailing awkward slumping as the participants attempt to remain upright while passionately groping one another.

"After looking for them in the bar for 20 minutes, we found Tim and Faith outside the restrooms drooping."

by Mister Paolo July 21, 2018

Dislooking

When you ugly and nobody likes you and you lonely and a man baby

Mr.downey you are a dislooking person

by Kiyonna February 22, 2019