dildo saggins 

Dildo saggins is the name of the main character from the critically acclaimed 2003 erotic action adventure film The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String

Dude, I was watching The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String last night and blew my wad to dildo saggins.

dildo saggins by Ice4747 September 15, 2016

dildo shaggins 

The Hobbit when he's Horny

Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)

dildo shaggins by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016

Dildo Socket 

A vagina

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

Dildo Socket by Albert Chodeman May 20, 2011

dildo shit

Exactly as the name implies, this is a dookie which exits the rectum in the classic phallic shape.

There are very few human experiences which compare to the utter satisfaction of releasing a double-tapered dildo shit; just ask pro baseball player George Brett, or look up 'George Brett' on Youtube to hear his incredible poop tale.

The dildo shit is not to be confused with the cheese plug, which is a different animal entirely.

George once opened up a fortune cookie and it read, "May all your shits be dildo shits." It was such a beautiful sentiment, he nearly cried. Shortly thereafter, George went into the sushi bar's facilities to paint the town brown.

dildo shit by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 17, 2011

Red Dildo 

The result of a massive dip or flash crash from a cryptocurrency asset. The opposite of going to the moon

I was one zero away from being debt free and then I saw the Red Dildo

Red Dildo by Amigospc May 11, 2021

Reinventing the Dildo 

1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.

2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.

Ex. 1:

Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!

Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.

Ex. 2:

Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??

Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.

Reinventing the Dildo by Happenstances August 26, 2012

dildo 

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.

dildo by sukebe November 10, 2008