do my doo-wah-diddie

do my do-wah-diddie is a command to suck dick.

Matt called me over to him and said "do my doo-wah-diddie"!

by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

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spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

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sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop

bill cosby's way of saying "i hate life and wish that a group of angry retarded fat midgets would come and kill me with jew feces and rusty spoons"

(on bill cosby's "kids say the darnest things" "sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop"

by we spank at dawn September 7, 2012

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Diddly doods

The little springs and parts of a break drum, on an '84 merc Marquis

"Ah, gotta wake up tomorrow and work on my diddly doods"

by CaptinDucky October 2, 2008

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Any improvised device used for the purpose of sexual stimulation and/or masturbation. To be considered a Diddledo, the device's primary functioning purpose must not be for sexual gratification. For example, a hairbrush, a spoon handle, a toothbrush or a chair leg would all qualify as a Diddledos when they are used to diddle one's self to a euphoric state of sexual bliss.

Having become bored with her customary routine of self-pleasuring with her fingers, Jane decided to be adventurous and used her new Martha Stewart Collection spoon handle as a Diddledo and made herself squirt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2015

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