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doctard

1. A doctor or med student who wears his medical coat and stethascope around in public to impress people and get noticed. A combination of the words doctor and retard.

2. A person who thinks that becoming a doctor is the end all, be all of existance.
"Look at that doctard over at the bar with his lab coat on!"
by doctor_evil_69 February 21, 2003
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diptard

diptard one who is a dipshit and a retard a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a dipshit and a retard when being polite and using your manners is more appropriate
that dude drove his car into the lake and had to be rescued what a stupid diptard
by littlejimmie April 12, 2019
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dietard

Common name for the proper Dietardius Maximus, also known as WarMachineVx.x and rarely refered to as DieHard. Commonly found within the MMO Lineage 2 but is also thrown around on forums across the internet and possibly in real life.
1v1 Dietard? Ah, I didn't think so, pussy.
by HGM_SPAM October 24, 2004
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Dichard

When you're unsure whether you want to identify by Richard or Dick so you decide to meet in the middle and go with Dichard
"So is the the bossman's name Richard or Dick because he's always going between the two for his email and social media accounts"
"Oh he's recently decided to go with Dichard to avoid confusion"
"That's cool, Dichard definitely has a nice ring to it"
by Loschwasser August 20, 2018
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dickard

richard and dick combined. Dick is a nickname for richard so a genius from burrillville, ri made up the name dickard.
Girl: Have you seen Rich today?

Guy:You mean Dickard? Yeah he's working at IGA.
by BigBUD926 October 11, 2008
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dicktarded

the unequivocal response to a statement or action that is severely lacking in any trace of logic, reason, or any sort of intellect. used best in conjunction with awkward pauses when someone you don't like makes an obviously wrong statement and you feel like embarrassing them in front of their peers.
Sean: Do you guys think you can go to war and kill someone?

Danny: I think i could, because i wrestled and paintball.

(silence)

Dylan: That was so dicktarded it disproved natural selection.
by TheButtePirate March 25, 2009
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Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.
Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.
by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009
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