Dickstracted

When his dick game too strong, you can't focus for another half hour(time variable)

Zack dickstracted me every day last week.

by Tradicktion April 2, 2016

distracted

DISTRACT

you have been distracted

by fkhgfgjjcgjtvdccfyvgvgc August 19, 2020

distracted dressing

Diverted attention while getting dressed which can lead to incorrectly worn clothing. Causes may include television viewing, use of electronic devices, or conversing/arguing with others while dressing. May result in mismatched socks, unzipped fly, inaccurate buttoning or wardrobe malfunction, etc.

I forgot to put on my belt when getting dressed today. My pants kept falling down. It was a case of distracted dressing.

by yes juanito yes November 7, 2014

get distracted

to get distracted by the henry stickman dance, basically the modern rick roll.

Person 1: Hey man, check out this link (DISTRACTION DANCE LINK)
Person 2: Cool! (CLICKS THE LINK)
Person 2: (GETS DISTRACTED) cmon man!
Person 1: get distracted!
Person 2: (BLOCKS PERSON 1)

by PHINWING THE MENDING September 16, 2020

Sexually Distracted

The inability to react or get tasks finished because one is involved with a sexual activity with oneself or another. Usually a good reason to explain why you didnt do something.

John: Why didnt you pick up your phone an hour ago?

George: I was sexually distracted by Kelly, dude.

John: Oh, okay. No problem.

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Kevin: I was gonna be on time beers, but Amanda kept sexually distracting by doing a nice strip tease and rubbin' my cock up.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

dickstracted

To lose focus due to the presence of or while viewing images of a hot man.

At dinner, my friends yelled at me for being dickstracted by the hot waiter wearing tight pants.

by Carlbud September 1, 2013

dickstracted

When your friend can't get their mind off the dick. Like all they think of is getting dick.

Brittany: Sorry I flaked on you yesterday, I got dickstracted.

by BayAreaPrincess925 June 4, 2016