Dickcipline

The willpower to not bed a woman instantly even though you want to ravage her soft, supple body like a wild animal ripping through animal flesh.

This girl stayed at my place last night and we were making out but I totally practiced good dickcipline. I didn't know I had it in me. I must like her.

by Pucas Leters December 9, 2008

dickjip

A guy with a small dick. His dick got jipped out of size!

Hey Dickjip.... yeah you with the small dick!

by UJ for Gromly June 28, 2014

Dickzophrenia

The small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their dicks. This voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. Can be exacerbated by lack of sexual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive sex prospects. Thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.

Man 1: How did you end up with 8 kids!?

Man 2: I suffer from a severe case of Dickzophrenia.

by Lance Dongstrong August 29, 2016

Dickipedia

A collection of dickpics that every girl recives during her liftime in correspondence with males.

Girl opens her Viber message.
"Another day, another dick... it goes straight to my personal dickipedia"

by Dunjamunja July 7, 2018

dicksipper

One who engages in gay sexual activity which evolves drinking cum

"Holy fuck I had no idea Roberto was a dicksipper!"

by Shatterpulse July 17, 2007

Dicklips

Dicklips is when someone gives another person a blow job and they have like the dick smell and taste on their lips.

Gave my bf a Bj, had dicklips for a while after

by sticks111 December 28, 2015

dickripper

In Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Mr. Wongburger's minions that do the dick ripping dirty work for the construction of his dickship. Also used to describe somebody in an extremely negative manner.

"The dickrippers are looking for Carl."
"You god damned dirty dickripper! You spilt bong water all over my new carpet!"

by Whirlybird January 11, 2008