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Dicktits

1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."

2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"

3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
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Dicktits

a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.
This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits
by nutshak February 24, 2009
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Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.
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Dicktits

1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.

2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.
1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"

Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*

2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*

Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"
by SharkBass028 August 4, 2011
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Dicktale

A completly unnecassary detail that makes the person who said it look like a dick, intentionally or unintentionally.
Guy: Dude, Megan Fox is so hot
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!
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Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.
Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.
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dickaids

the way australians pronounce decades
the aids that men get on their penis
yeah mate, jerry has been servicing dudes in that gay bar bathroom for dickaids . now hes got aids on his dick
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