1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.
3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
Person 2: "You're a fag."
2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"
3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
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Get the dicktwister mug.1. A response to being asked "what's up", meaning that so little in the day has been eventful that the vigorous masturbating of one's tits has been the only source of entertainment. Usually followed by a two-handed gesture where one mimes jerking of the nipples.
2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.
2. A general profanity, used to exclaim surprise, anger, or disappointment.
1. Zach: "Hey man, what's up today?"
Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*
2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*
Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"
Jamey: "Meh, dicktits." *mimics nipple jerking*
2. *Walks into a swarm of bees*
Paul: "Sweet merciful dicktits!"
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Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!
Dick: You know she has toe thumbs?
Guy: Thanks for ruining her for me! That was such a dicktale!
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