dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

Dick Squat

(verb) To put a barbell with plates on it, on your shoulders and to squat down onto a penis. This workout exercise is measured in the number of plates squatted and the inches of the penis that penetrates. Often done at the JCC, and gyms throughout Israel.

"Hey David, have you been working out?"
"Yes Alex, I have."
"What have you been doing?"
"I've started maxing out my Dick Squat"
"That's kind of gross"
"Well it's great for core and sphincter strength."

by greenpointSS March 22, 2010

dicksquzz

The gore and blood produced from the male urethra while squeezing it with hand during masturbation until organs are ripped apart and secrete from urethra.

The man's dicksquzz oozed out as he continued to masturbate.

by Phil McGroins June 16, 2008

dicksmut

a dick smut is one who is a nasty hoe who instintly fucks more than 50% of the roomates in any given household she will accomplish the task in no longer than a week.

hey dicksmut.
let me suck you and all of your roomates off in the next 5 hours.

by Dr. l February 9, 2009

dickscusting

Anything that smells like dick.

Gloria, have you been to the BP Foxton toilets? Yeah, I couldn't believe how unhygendick they were. They smelt Dickscusting.

by staceyandphil August 19, 2006

Dipsquat

Another word for dipshit or dumbass

Jerry, you’re special to me. Why? Cause you’re the dumbest dipsquat I know.

by Fredsuitsinshik Henry James September 20, 2019

dicksgusted

adj. The state of finding a dick repulsive or weird, either in a lesbian or a straight way. Mostly applicable to lesbians.

Jenny; I'm not a lesbian, but I'm dicksgusted. It's so odd!

Sandra; Ikr, it looks like part of a rejected costume from a Star Trek alien.

by ksigirl139 September 10, 2014