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dicksmorphia

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.
Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.
by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013
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Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)

A common but dangerous condition in which dicksluts have gone two or more days without a cock forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.

Dickslutsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no Dick.
Hillary Clinton's life long battle with Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in America 24/7/365. Some say her Husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.
by UglyondaSkin, Luvlyfromwithin November 27, 2012
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dickslap

The newest "it" sexual style among those of us of slightly freakier/non-conformist persuasion. Especially loved by dominant freak guys. Better known as cockslap. Usually done on the face, and the purpose of it is not to degrade, nor to leave very visible marks (it should be done lightly). Mainly, the purpose is to show that a girl "belongs" to a guy emotionally/spiritually/physically. It is almost a way of branding. Good to mention if you want to freak out normal people.
Shall we finish it off with a dickslap or what?- my boi to me.
You know, honey, I think I'll be so ecstatic by the end of this that I won't care if you do it.- me.
by ms m September 29, 2004
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dicksurfing

when gay guys go online for a quick hookup.
Johnathan is such a ho! All he does is sit at home on his computer dicksurfing
by epiphany7 January 24, 2008
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dickslapper

Get away from me, you dickslapper.
by jake December 23, 2003
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Dickslap

When a male genitalia gently grazes your chin
Devlin got dickslapped by MR. K while doing burpees and then proceeded to bruise his chin
by Cblake67 March 18, 2019
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dicksaur

that fucker david lye is such a dicksaur.
by david lye October 27, 2009
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