the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)
"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
Get the Dickanese mug.1.Refers to any kind of strike directed toward a human male's genitals by another human's fist.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
2.The feeling of intense pain or sadness coupled with only the slightest pleasure. Much like how being punched in the genitals hurts badly but there is still the fact that something touched them.
1. Goofus just dickpunched Gallant for telling him how to live his life.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.
2. Man, I know I'm right about this, but it sure is a dickpunch.
by Nimsim July 20, 2008
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i was asaulted last night by a dickpuncher when leaving the bar, he uppercutted my cock so hard i threw up!!
by fat nutz October 14, 2007
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(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
(Length of shaft)+(pull out length)*(# of pumps)*(weekly average of sex)*(52)=dicktance
by Vannyerd December 20, 2015
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From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)
From the movie 'How to be Single' (2016)
by jade6ix August 24, 2016
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by RaFF-L September 3, 2003
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