dickdown

To bang extensively.

I gave that girl a serious dickdown last night!
alt: I want to dick that girl down!

by glennQ June 24, 2005

dickplowed

To get plowed by a dick. Fucked hard.

Hey honey, wanna go upstairs and get dickplowed.

by philsphan88 March 16, 2008

Dicklopediac

A person who finds it necessary to publish every word they can think of or the words of others in order to feel as though they have achieved some great accomplishment in life.

Oh my gulosh Mary, where does Marc get some of the words he says? Did he get that shit off Urban Dictionary or what? I don't know Mechelle since he thinks it's necessary to deliver his dicklitude with such sarcasm and you think it's in your denstiny to be a dicklopediac you should add his words if they aren't published yet.

by Marc Dick Johnson December 16, 2008

DickDownie

Any person who gets intoxicated and proceedes to not inform his friend when he is about to get caught urinating in a parking garage, frequently discusses masturbation on double-decker busses in London

Dude, you were so trashed last night. Way to pull a dickdownie.

by Ted McPherson November 16, 2006

dicklomatic immunity

Dicklomatic immunity applies to all the sexual things that one can do to another person without getting in trouble. This is most often established between couples. This also applies to sexual things you are allowed to do to another person while they are unconscious.

My girlfriend said I could cockslap her whenever I wanted, I've been waiting for my dicklomatic immunity on that.

by Bongman7 October 16, 2006

Dicklos

An insult for all occasions. It can mean any combination of the following, Asshole, Retard, Jerk, Son of a bitch, Failure, Bastard, Jerk off, Piece of Shit, Worthless, Insuferable, Maggot, ect...

Person A: Sorry I can't give you a ride home tonight.

Person B: It's 2am, you drove me here and you know my car has a flat!

Person A: Sorry, I can't. I'm Sorry (closes the door and heads for his car)

Person B: What a total fucking Dicklos.

by Jack Ace March 26, 2011

Dickloaf

An Asian delicacy in which the scrotum of a young deer is prepared in a lite soy sauce and ginger root mixture, the pubes are removed vilolently via single extraction methods pior to castration. It is sauteed for twety minutes, and then steamed and inserted up the anus for maxiumen pleasure in its consumption.

You try that mule deer dickloaf.
Naw man, I prefer whitetail myself.
Oh, don't be a cumtunnel.

by clavis jotey October 29, 2004