dickdamn

Penis is so large that their inner vaginal walls become DAMaged

hello lads, ever heard of Dickdamn? no? read above^
(also, if you've never heard of it, you have a pecker)

by Mongolfruitflop December 30, 2014

Dickamatics

No logical explanation for something. Just simply can’t be explained

Example 1: (2+2=3)
Example 2: (Tim: The cow jumped over the moon. Tye: No way, how? Marcus: Dickamatics!)

by Professor Dickalous November 7, 2018

Dickamore

Lives at mtnvw 219 and is really bad at bowling. Sometimes a little too goated with the sauce. But in the end likes guns and boobs

He’s acting like a Dickamore right now.

by Pdirtytalk March 13, 2022

Dickgames

when a chic gets the dick hard like bricks then fronts on sucking the dick, only wants to lick the head, rubs it around the clit, locks up before the dick goes in the ass and finally jerks you off, till you cum, knowing that she wasn't passing of no ass anyway.

"You know what I came here for Candy, why you starting with the dickgames. You're not gonna be playing pitty pat with my dick and dick on clit tonight. We gettin it in"

by chocladice October 21, 2011

Dickjacked

The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.

"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"

"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."

"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"

"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."

by Fugameelugga July 25, 2008

dickram

Dickram is To ram something with ones dick usually while erect and into a wall.

Ouch I just dickramed This wall

by Dickmelon July 30, 2016

dick jam

Cum, Jizz, Skeet, semen

Lick dat dick jam off ma cack baby

by dickjamman August 7, 2006