dick handle

It's the flusher of a urinal which gets touched by a hand immediately after said hand leaves a dick and it quite possibly the dirtiest place on earth.

If I touch that dick handle, I may as well just grab every guy's junk in the place.

by J. Hoy April 1, 2008

dickhand

This term is used after a man has masturbated, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of dick.

BoyA - Why are you washing your hands?

GirlG - Because I don't dickhand

BoyA - You went home in your mom's car with dickhand before!

by jamalitamali May 8, 2005

dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

dickhands

When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"

Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.

by itsaduck October 14, 2016

dicktangle

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016

Dickhanding

When you inavertably shake someone’s hand after having fondled your balls for a little while.

After all of these questionable moments, I only just realize my superior has been dickhanding me everytime

by The_Dongler69 October 22, 2018

Dickhand

When someone touches their dick(probably while taking a piss) and then hands you something with that hand.

Did you just dickhand my lighter bro?

by Pcgamer65 January 16, 2020