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Designated Dickfest

A Designated Dickfest is a location where there is always a poor ratio of guys to girls, (guys overpowering girls), and no matter how many parties are thrown there, it will never change
yo ive been going to JuJu's all week and its the same fucking bull shit, one bitch blowing everyone and no hot bitches, i declare it a Designated Dickfest
by Scoooooter August 23, 2008
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Dick Fist

Zero, When you make a "dick fist" with your hand it looks like the number 0
Proper execution of the use of the term would be as follows:

Bill: "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"

Joe:(Make a dick fist) "Dick Fist, I don't eat that crap."
by TMDJ January 7, 2011
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dickfish

Tiny little fish that will swim right up your peehole and make a little home in there.
D:Are dickfish real? And they're in our moat?

A: They could be. I don't see any reason why they couldn't be.
by Nyaaaaaaaaaan July 8, 2017
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Dickfish

1. An occasionally retarded/weird yet exceptionally advanced individual with dangerously strong sexual urges. This rare species can walk on land, live under water and communicate with humans via their subconscious. Can walk long distances. Very strong immune system

2. A person that convicts themself on a daily basis of funding euphoria for terrorists.
A synonym for Dickfish is Neo.
by Karthief July 28, 2011
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DickFister

a derogitory name for some who fists dicks.
Grafton you are such a dickFister!
by Gibbodahippo February 20, 2009
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Dickfish

When a man gives an outstanding performance on the first sexual encounter, but then follows up every other encounter with no foreplay and 2 minutes or less of missionary.
Adrian dickfished me. The first night he ate the kitty, but the week after he gave me 30 seconds from the back and that's it.
by legendaryaura February 26, 2020
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duckfisting

Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.
Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.
by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009
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