Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 19, 2010

dicker

A dumbass; a faggot.

That Dicker loves anal.

by xxxxxxxxxkillyou November 10, 2006

dicker

a verb meaning to satisfy or end an argument with the little woman.

" Don't argue with your wife, dicker"

by Dewey Decimal August 31, 2006

Dickered

dicksuckered suckered by the D...

Smh.. That girl ain’t thinkin’ right.. she’s been dickered..

by Sumrncali February 20, 2020

dicker

Someone who imposes their dicketry rather emphatically.

*Guy answers door*

Mormon 1: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Mormon 2: I concur, and I'd also like to add: Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith Joseph Smith.

Guy who wishes he never answered the door: ... Dickers.

by the amazing dr. ronzo August 13, 2010

dickerations

outfitting of the penis with ornamentation for national holidays. not piercing but ornaments

dickerations can include:

christmas: lights or ornaments hanging from the male member.
or
flag day: flag of your choice hanging from the love sword.

by double mint cum December 21, 2008

Dicker

A self-centered douche bag.

Did you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt, what a dicker.

by fricker dicker April 12, 2010