dickatoesis

Dickatoesis: bad odor of penis smell on one's breath after having oral sex.

She had a bad case of dickatoesis after having oral sex with her boyfriend.

by Samuel Prewitt Jr. Dayton, Oh October 27, 2015

dickpression

When the dick ain't shit and it got you feeling hella depressed

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Zach's dick was so small it put Jazmine into a dickpression

by JazMar October 5, 2016

dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G

Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.

by BrettGee March 12, 2020

Dickpression

The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!

Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up

by Kfcsucks June 3, 2018

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b and dickression

by DORER December 14, 2020

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

dickpressed

a type of depression someone experiences when there is a distinct lack of dick in their life.

danielle: girl, i'm dickpressed rn
dynystasia: i gotchu who you wanna fuck?

by uwu mxtthew February 1, 2019