Dictionary 

if you have looked up this word you probably have too much time on your hands.

Steve: OMG, I'm soo bored!
Steve: I think I'll look up stupid words on Urban Dictionary.com until Project Runway comes on!
Steve: ...Lets start with..."Dictionary"!
Charlie walks in
Charlie: ...
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude..
Charlie: What the fuck are you doing?
Steve: ...
Steve: er..Star Wars Trivia!
Charlie: Gee Wiz! ^o^ that sounds nifty! Are Wally and the Beav coming too!!!
Charlie: -.-
Steve: ...
Charlie: Dude, your mom told me to tell you that dinners in 15..Oh, ya..and Project Runway's on in 3 minutes.
Steve: =o!!

Dictionary by RadioNinja May 12, 2008

Dictionary 

Why are you looking up dictionary? dumshit

Your a stupid assclown for looking up dictionary in a dictionary

Dictionary by Raving_toma March 31, 2005

Dictionary 

A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o

Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute

Dictionary by snape loves you April 10, 2010

dictionary 

book that thinks its always right.......

lets go to the dictionary for help

dictionary by Addaline June 9, 2008

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"You're an ass hole" (Demetri Martin)

You're an asshole for looking up the word dictionary within a dictionary.

dictionary by estevan January 2, 2009

Dictionary 

You're an asshole.

Why would you look up dictionary in a dictionary, you asshole.

Dictionary by yomotha16745 April 3, 2009

Dictionary 

Pick up a book called Dictionary.
Search through the words (might need to sing the alphabet) and find the definition for it.
This is probably one of the worst definitions...

I need a dictionary.

Where's the dictionary?

What does this mean? I need the dictionary!

Dictionary by Unipup123 May 25, 2018