Dendrophilliac

Somone who enjoys fucking trees

Dude, I just performed Dendrophillisum on that tree!

by Morgoth May 9, 2003

Dendrophilia

Fornication with Trees.

Keep bridgette out of the forest she's a dendrophiliac

by JDAltazar January 28, 2003

dendrophiliac

A person who fucks plants.

"Man, oh, man. I got thorns all over my dick from that rose bush I had yesterday" Adam the dendrophiliac said.

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

Dendrophilia

Arousle by trees/Sex with trees

I humped a tree once and only once, was fantastic. Always hard and up for it and so much to do. Tree screwing is what I do. Having sex with a tree.

by uk_dreambabe_2004 March 28, 2004

Dendrophilian

An over-the-top and unnecessarily loud Norwegian male who is most often seen on YouTube with multiple videos on Atheism and religious fallacies. His often rational and well thought out points are overshadowed by his attempts to appear funny or out of control. Overwhelms the eyes with color effects or sudden camera changes.

Dendrophilian: -good point-good point-good point-I'm so fucking funny and brilliant laugh at my wittiness and ignore my logic-

by Apatheist January 2, 2009

Dendrophilia

People who are sexualy attracted to trees and would like to make them their life partner. Only 1 % of the world's population suffers from this condition but it still should be taken very seriously.

I am a dendrophilic person who goes camping often to be with the trees and whatever happens is nature.

by BOB LOAVOUS August 21, 2003

Dendrophile

A person who fornicates with trees, or is sexually aroused by trees. 1% of the worlds population are dendrophiles.

I fucked a tree branch and it cut up my cunt, the bitch. I hate being a dendrophile.

by Macabre Meagan June 14, 2006