detention

-a room where you sit in when a teacher wants you to "think about what youve done"
-where most people get sent to for tardies and gum

"I got detention for gum again"

by Whatever, Like I really care January 19, 2008

derection

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

by Emberlix February 19, 2005

derection

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009

DERECTION

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection

by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

detention

What students hate to get but kinky adults love to play.

6th grade history class: Teacher - is that gum you are chewing? DETENTION!!!. Student - (fuuuccckkkk).

On a date: Girl - I have a school costume. Guy - (oh my god..) You are getting detention tonight! Girl - Panties get wet.

by otroppa November 28, 2009

Detention

A special room in high school, where you go if you do something very severe,

1. Insubordination

2. Get caught cheating

3. Bad-mouthing a teacher

4. Get caught leaving the school grounds before school is over

5. Fighting with a fellow student or faculty.

The student who was in violation has to collect all their assignments from their assigned teachers, and they are not allowed to go to the cafeteria for their lunch break, lunch is to be eaten in the detention room.

I was put in detention for giving my study hall teacher the one finger-salute for being a smart-ass. That was the only time I was put in detention

by Saints September 21, 2003

principals detention

Its a punishment at school that's less harsh than a suspension but more than a normal detention.

student1- i got a principals detention today for beating up a kid.
student2- i got one too for eating in class.

by yeahbro February 6, 2009