Chocolate Deposit

Pooping, or the act of depositing your pocket chocolate in the toilet.
"I'll be right back, I just gotta go make a quick chocolate deposit in the upstairs restroom."
by WORLDSTARRR October 5, 2013
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Erect Deposit

The stiffening that occurs following an electronic transferring of funds into one's bank acccount.
I am not your hat rack, I simply had an erect deposit.
by holybrittle December 25, 2011
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cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
by vipie2000 September 4, 2019
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Philadelphia Deposit

The act of taking a shit in someone else's bathroom, not flushing, and waiting for the victim to follow the smell to the source of the problem.
After consuming 3 cheesesteaks, Bill hit the bachelor's bathroom with a huge Philadephia Deposit. The bachelor then followed the smell to the source of the problem and realized he had been the victim of a Philadelphia deposit. He immediately flushed the toilet, but the smell had already defused throughout the hotel room.
by Francois1980 January 20, 2009
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Kitty Deposits

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!
by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009
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