dense

Whenever someone say's something retarded
Tim: How are you watching that song while reading that book?
Me: Obviously I'm listening to the song while reading the book.
Oh man it's getting really dense in here.
by LoOped October 03, 2011
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Dealer: Here you go man.
Pothead: Are you sure this is an eighth?
Dealer: Yea,it's really dense man.
Pothead: Well let me whip out my scale. (Places nugs on scale. Scale reads 2.7g.
Dealer: I'm sure it's dried a little.
Pothead: Yeah right. (Knocks dealer to the floor)
by Twibbix September 20, 2004
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dense

something rad, gnarly, cool
by butthole1961 November 15, 2011
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Dense

When something is sick or phat
Dude, that was dense as.
by Degerz August 04, 2015
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Dense

Slang for "sick/rad/awesome" as in appearance or "deep, intense, complex" about a conversation. hipster-hippy. Synonymous with "on fleek", "stylin" "ballin" "hip" & any other word that means it's fucking cool as shit. Antonym of "ratchet", "basic", & "lame"
"This week is so DENSE, bro!" See Also: "Yo, those shoes are DENSE man, where you get em?", & "He's super into philosophy, man. We're like soul brothas. We just chill and talk about the dense."
by caroyolo May 22, 2015
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adj. used to describe people who..would laugh at dumb shit, has slow brain processing, is always red,talks shit about strangers behind their backs, blonde.

Synonyms: blonde, paris hilton, britney

oh and probably has down syndrome also.
C Au.! milk comes from COWS not the supermakets!! stop being dense!
by Teee Heee July 11, 2008
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Adjective describing a thick physical being and is often used as a hyperbole to emphasize the description of said person
1. Instead of saying “that girl is so thick” one can replace it with; “Damn dat girl real Dense!”
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