delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

EU Delusion

European fans ability to be completely deluded about how strong their teams are and how relevant their country is. They live in a bubble where they are told how good they are at everything. Then eventually when they get slapped around internationally, they are dumbfounded. This is often pre-empted by or followed by EUxcuses.

A: Hey man, did you see that X team got destroyed in group stages?
B: Yeah, but they were probably the second best team anyways.
A: Wow, that is some EU delusion!
B: No, they only lost because of the weather that day. They aren't used to hot weather. I already said they might lose because of this!
A: Okay, you're just making EUxcuses

by A Dumbass November 13, 2021

Cult of Delusion

An apt and often used description of the flock of white supremacist true believers who are somehow hooked into the mind boggling belief in the second coming of 45.

As I watched the somewhat fearful journalist interviewing some of the rally’s attendees, I could feel the deeply held seething anger and racially driven entitlement fueling this Cult of Delusion.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2021

parental delusion

A habit parents have of believing their children are special or superior to other children when it is clear to outsiders they aren't

Parent: Our Billy is amazing, he'll be president some day
Other person: I think you may be suffering from parental delusion

by arneh July 5, 2010

mass cultural delusion

A common misbelief shared by many of the same culture or region.

Penny: Um, me, okay, I'm Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.

Sheldon: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the Sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations and the time of your birth somehow effects your personality.

Penny: Participate in the what?

--Big Bang Theory

by Leo Baker August 14, 2012

Delusional

So far removed from reality that one fails to think and live in the real world.

You guys are delusional.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

delusional twat

One who thinks they are something that they clearly are not.

Furries are delusional twats.

by Shinigami June 12, 2003