tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

Mel Gibson Defence

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009

national self defence day

on the 24th of april (national ‘r@pe’ day) anybody who touches you anywhere you don’t feel comfortable you can rips there ears off.

*person touches you in the wrong place* ‘get off me freak oh wait! it’s national self defence day !’ *grabs head from over shoulder and cutely k.os them*

by kloudwithak April 22, 2021

Paris Hilton Defence

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd
do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating
a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with
the Paris Hilton Defence."

by ChrisGrrrr July 1, 2007

Deconception

Opposite of conception. Being fucked by life causing one to die or wish death upon oneself.

Guy 1: Dude you up for drinking bleach tonight and getting the f**k outta here?

Guy 2: Nah man, I'm more into natural deconception techniques.

by CharleselrahC January 18, 2018

Defenceless

It is an amazing song made bt the one ame only Louis "the Tommo" Tomlinson

Someone: hey how ye doin

Me: good. Now go away and stream defenceless

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

Loltruck Defence

The act of recreating walls immediately after they are destroyed in the Warcraft III custom map: Farmer's Revolt, in order to prevent the hunter from getting to you and slaughtering you.

Hunter is come! Quick Loltruck Defence or we are die!

by Loltruck January 13, 2008