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Adversity Deficiency

A lack of adversity. A condition that may cause somebody who lacks life challenges to become so bored to the point of creating their own illusion of struggle and conflict...because they have lacked those elements throughout their own life.

An Adversity-Deficient sufferer will spend their time creating issues out of non-issues...because they have never had any actual, significant challenges during their own existence.
Many of the bizarre social issues that have been thrust into the spotlight today are a product of Adversity Deficiency.
by Robb Denney October 26, 2019
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irony deficiency

A common deficiency in which the brain cannot process humor that contains irony.
George loves jokes about farting and pooping. Be when he's presented with any humor that has a hint of irony, his eyes just glaze over. He suffers from a serious case of irony deficiency.
by go out laughing May 22, 2014
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Asian Efficiency

The pinnacle of human productivity and efficiency. Grants superhuman abilities of focus and attention on getting work done in the shortest amount of time, usually to the exclusion of everything else.

Not normally observed in non-Asian races, and explains the other-worldly feats and performance of Asian kids in school.
Jack: "Hey dude, what about that paper?"
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "And the one on..."
Asian Kid: "Done."
Jack: "Goddamn dude, what are you on?"
Asian Kid: "Asian Efficiency dude, Asian Efficiency."
by AE Aaron October 16, 2012
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Quebec Efficiency

Quebec efficiency refers to the most inefficiently run processes possible. These processes always take at least three times as if normally run and generally six to ten times longer than if run efficiently. The term originates from the Canadian province of Quebec, where such processes occur very frequently.
Jean: "I made cookies today, and instead of buying everything before hand, I just went out and bought every ingredient when the recipe said I need it! It took me 4 hours to bake the cookies."
Jacques: "Quebec efficiency!"

Luc: "At the raffle last night, instead of drawing the three winners, they drew until there were only three left, and then those three won. It took forever."
Laurent: "Quebec efficiency!"
by xiainx May 1, 2010
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economic efficiency

The ability of an economic system to provide what people what, given their incomes. Given the fact that incomes and resources are both finite, efficiency will be of the utmost importance in determining if people's wants are satisfied by the workings of the economic system.
Free market economies usually provide high levels of economic efficiency.
by abu yahya June 23, 2008
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german efficiency

Refering to mechanical produce of post-war Germany. Due to the low wages at that time, and no shortage of skilled workers, west Germany gained a solid reputation for outstanding quality of products at a reasonable price. Today, many people swear by german efficiency, and refuse to buy inferior products from anywhere but.
Mercedes-Benz , bmw, bosch, phillips, porsche, German engineers.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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Dewficiency

A serious lack of Mounta Dew. Combining Mountain Dew and Deficient(lacking an essential quality or element), to make one word.
I have not had a dew all day, I have a serious dewficiency.
by Matt and Brian December 30, 2008
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