Defecation

Defecation of Feceation is the act or process in which organisms in your body help remove solid or semisolid waste materials from the digestive tract, which exits through the anus. This is done by Waves of muscular contraction known as peristalsis. In the walls of the colon move fecal matter is moved through the digestive tract towards the anus where it is released.
John had to go to the toilet after dinner and he dropped defecations out of his anus into the toilet.
by Daniel Morton August 21, 2006
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defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.
A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
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I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.
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defecately

A more dignified way to say "Shit Yeah!" so you don't sound uneducated in the presence of others.
"Excuse me, fine sir, but would you perhaps like a spot of tea?"

"Oh, defecately, that would please me so."
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I got so happy after we won the game food was so defecable!
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Faux Defecation

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.
(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation
by gingyman January 10, 2010
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