The fear of people touching you. Usually referring to unnecessary contact from unknown individuals that results in feelings of anxiety within the receiving party,("demo" derived from the greek root meaning, people, "tactile" derived from the greek root meaning, touch and phobia, derived from the greek root meaning, fear).
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'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
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• decoto
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• DaCota
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'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
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'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
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Mom: Son, where are you going tonight? You need to behave and be back on time.
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
Son: No worries Mom. I am going to a Decorating Party for the holidays.
Mom: How sweet. You are such a good boy!
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'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'
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'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
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